scrumper

An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.

"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."

by Astra December 15, 2007

scrump

v. to eat, chow down, or inhale food rapidly.

"Dude, did you see Katie at the lunch table? Girl was scrumping hard."

by Hunter Ball January 27, 2009

Scrumpet

a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.

"I like my scrumpets at the football match," exclaimed Murad.

by juyshin September 24, 2008

strumpet

whore

that ggirls a strumpet

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Strumpet

A slutty trumpet.

That damn strumpet screwed everyone in the woodwind section! What a slutty trumpet.

by Stephimee May 20, 2009

scrump

A dirty south (slurred) form of the word shrimp.

Gon' get some scrump from the sto'.

by R. Bizzle March 1, 2003

scrumping

When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.

I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time

by teveler December 26, 2005