Lemon Infused Gargantuan Man-made Apocalypse Strike
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
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