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shit stripe

When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.

I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.

It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.
Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!
by Webgrunt January 16, 2006
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darlington stripe

Term coined when a driver makes contact with the second turn wall at Darlington Raceway.
Ricky Rudd earned a darlington stripe last year.
by Num1hendrickfan June 27, 2004
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PMS strike

a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman's pre-menstrual cyle. These attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. If a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. The use of profanity and violence is common in PMS strikes everywhere.
My wife had a PMS Strike last night.
PMS strikes are ruining my marriage!
by Bob October 12, 2004
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Counter-Strike fag

A Counter-Strike fag is a person who plays counter-strike and feels he/she is the best f***in person in the world. These people have no life and spend days playing this game to reach perfection and laugh at inexperienced players called noobs. They also tend to use leet speak which is words using random numbers and letters and is f***ing annoying to read. Counter-Strike fags range from ages 9-20 with anybody over 18 still living with their mom.
<cs fag1>
"Look guys my record is 100/2, I R TEh greaterest cs player in teh world har har har!"
<dod player>
"...thats great."
<cs fag>
*gets killed* "j00 used a n00b gun you n00b! Thats why you killed me!"
<me>
*sigh* "No its because I have skill and I don't whine constantly about how well I'm doing. It's just game, nothing to get a boner about."
by technic March 10, 2005
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counter-strike

An online multiplayer game that is addictive as crack to the average nerd.
My friend Joseph likes counter-strike more than women because he has no life.
by 0mG U 1Os3R I knoW u HacK August 10, 2004
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counter strike global offensive

A game that requires lots of skill and time to perfect it is not another call of duty FPS. this game is a very skilled FPS with tournaments that go up to 200,000 thousand dollars. it has a great adult community usually 17-40 very good sportsmanship i recommend buying this from steam!
by DemiZe_PHANTOM December 11, 2013
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