Stretched Denim

When a girl is wearing a pair of pants that are obviously a size too big. Spotting them is quite easy. if their butt cheeks do not fill the capacity of the jean, that is some stretched denim

"I'm Angry!"

"Why?"

"That girl could have a nice looking behind but she's wearing some Stretched Denim."

by trixisforkids3 January 15, 2018

Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.

I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.

by joesappy October 21, 2021

StretchedMC

A minecraft player who cheats all the time, he will always find a way to cheat.

He is such a StretchedMC

by ONEISONLPOGGERS March 29, 2022

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

Camel Stretcher

An insult used to throw an enemy off guard as they ponder why any one would feel the need to stretch a camel.

Guy: You're such an asshole man!
another guy: Yeah well you are a camel stretcher!
Guy:???

(Becomes confused enough for a finishing blow or a quick get away)

by Kristen F. September 19, 2013