Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it.

This just means "Suck It" or kind of like kiss my @**

PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."

PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."

Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it. by yay area grl26 June 15, 2009

g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

the goat and thinks black clover is a good new gen

oh is that a goat no that’s g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat by Peak✞#9997 disc October 18, 2021

spoon straw 

An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!

Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!

spoon straw by loky-lok February 8, 2008

fur-straw 

The fur on a kitten's front leg, above the paw, that has been suckled in comfort, such that it produces a stiff, straw-like appearance.

Man, Kiwi's been sucking his fur-straw all day!

fur-straw by Kittenheim the Illusionist August 11, 2008

smoking straw 

A tube of a pen commonly used for smoking heroin or fentanyl

wow, i can get a huge hit with this new smoking straw!

smoking straw by dopey jones October 18, 2008

Soggy Straw 

A "Soggy Straw" is when you intentionally give your partner a pink sock, grab it, attach it your asshole, and proceed to defecate into it.

Rick was real aggressive last night when we were doing anal. Next thing I know I've been pink socked, he then grabbed it, and turned it into a Soggy Straw!

Soggy Straw by Shippy69 November 25, 2019

Jid Straw 

A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.

"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".

Jid Straw by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020