g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

the goat and thinks black clover is a good new gen

oh is that a goat no that’s g5tardd and i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat

by Peak✞#9997 disc October 18, 2021

spoon straw

An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!

Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!

by loky-lok February 8, 2008

fur-straw

The fur on a kitten's front leg, above the paw, that has been suckled in comfort, such that it produces a stiff, straw-like appearance.

Man, Kiwi's been sucking his fur-straw all day!

by Kittenheim the Illusionist August 11, 2008

smoking straw

A tube of a pen commonly used for smoking heroin or fentanyl

wow, i can get a huge hit with this new smoking straw!

by dopey jones October 18, 2008

Soggy Straw

A "Soggy Straw" is when you intentionally give your partner a pink sock, grab it, attach it your asshole, and proceed to defecate into it.

Rick was real aggressive last night when we were doing anal. Next thing I know I've been pink socked, he then grabbed it, and turned it into a Soggy Straw!

by Shippy69 November 25, 2019

Jid Straw

A dick that still has signs of spunk post blowjob or sex.

"I'd see her again but only for some ass being she left me with jid straw last time we knocked boots".

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.

I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.

by Kelskosh November 17, 2016