The Stray Cat

You get wet slobbery head but pour foaming soap all over your dick then you blow your load in her eyes to she screams and goes mad. Punch her in the face so shes knocked out and then you penetrate her pussy and get it all foamy. So now she looks like a stray cat with rabies and was hit by a car.

Trash-bagging is also a valid option at the end.

Guy one: "Dude me and this hooker went so hardcore lastnight but i didnt have any money so i gave her The Stray Cat"
Guy two: "Yo man that's sick, I hope you tossed her in the Chesapeake though, right?"
Guy one: "You know it man!"

by houssizzle January 21, 2010

strayfire

The most l33t thing to ever happen to this world, king of all uber-l33tness.

lil hustler

stray is so much l33ter than ragnasaur and b-buck

by Ragnasaur, b-buck November 19, 2004

stray

a straight man who affiliates himself so much with the gay community it seems like genuine really WANTS to be gay, or perhaps secretly is.

My husband does theatre, belongs to GLAAD, and loves to hang out in Soho! I think he's a Stray!

by T January 18, 2005

Straying

An old saying that has gone astray, and picked up some urban literary advances.

This goes from an old saying, to a straying.
"When in doubt....shoot a motherfucker."

by AnotherJon July 29, 2006

Stray

A straight-acting heterosexual man or a gay-acting heterosexual man. Not to be confused with bisexuality or metrosexual behaviour.

Janet was annoyed that her boyfriend Steve had been acting stray all night by dancing with Tom.

by PurplePrincess December 13, 2004

Strays

Pubic hair that sneaks out of girls bathing suit or panties that is forgotten in the shaving process. Or a few mustache hairs that creep onto the lip of a dude.

Dude.... Check out Megan's strays. Fucking gross.

by dank1st December 9, 2008

Stray

The creative result you get when combining straight and gayl bisexual.

Guy 1: Dude are you straight, gay, or bi? I'm just curious.
Guy 2: I'm a stray.
Guy 1: WTF are you talking about?
Guy 2: I'm straight and gay; I'm bi but I consider myself a stray, the more awesome word of the three.

by don29002 October 10, 2011