Stoner Shits 

The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.

Sarah did you get the stoner shits too!? haha We ate WAY to much food last night.

Stoner Shits by Quinzilla January 23, 2011

Stoner Fringe

Stoner Fringe is the term given to a person who has a 'frazzled' fringe due to bringing an ignition source close to ones fringe in igniting marijuana.

"BRO! You've totally made this downstem way too huge! Now I have stoner fringe!"

"Let me spark this fatty bro. *sparks fatty*. OH SHI- my fringe caught on fire, now I have fucking stoner fringe."

Stoner Fringe by tsredale October 4, 2009

Stoner's Tic 

Physical gesture used by a stoner to communicate his desire to depart the gathering and light up. This gesture usually includes making eye contact with another stoner, raising the eyebrows, and jerking the head in the direction of the exit. This simple series of movements is a clear signal to the other stoner saying, "I have weed, would you like to go out front and smoke it with me?"

I told my five-year-old we were leaving the party, but then Tony gave me the stoner's tic and we wound up staying another hour.

Stoner's Tic by zeemon April 26, 2008

Stoner Swag 

Swag Aura emitting from a chill toker, a person with stoner swag is very chill and usually baked, likes to thinks things through, is not a stupid stoner, but an educated smoker, moves in smooth motions, listens to all the best music, usually care free and really laid back.

Guy1: That dude over there tokin up

Guy2: What about him?

Guy1: He's got some serious stoner swag.

Stoner Swag by cannabinoidz420 September 4, 2011

stoner time 

The time-frame many stoners function on, due to often not giving a fuck what time it is. Usually characterized by lateness/tardiness.

"Dude, where's Lenny? I told him to meet at 4."

"4 o'clock stoner time man, he'll show up sometime"

stoner time by feelgoodlost September 30, 2011

Stoner Noon 

1:30

Dylan: Yeah, I was there at noon just like Jarrell said. I waited for like an hour but he never showed up!

Reid: No dude, he said stoner noon. You know that he's faded by late morning. If you waited another half hour, I'm sure that he would've showed up.

Stoner Noon by OceanBlooms January 5, 2013

Stoner Movie 

A stoner movie is a movie that has to do with weed and is really funny usually only stoners like these movies.

Some examples of stoner movies are Half Baked, Friday, and Up In Smoke.

Stoner Movie by BobbyBanana December 15, 2008