Stewart

Stewart is something special, and lovable he is a very special boy, the only reason people love him is cause he’s a bit slow kinda like a snail. He can be a total jerk at times for no apparent reason, but just know that Stewart are in a special little world of there own. Stewarts will never find love besides from their mothers, and blind, deaf, and brain dead people. Stewart is such a special guy don’t ever let him near small children or animals or they won’t come home.

Terry: yo bob did ya see Stewart

Bob: oh yeah! He was trying to play with that cute little dog.
Terry: wait my dog???

by Somerandomguynamedjoerogan November 3, 2021

Jakie Stewart

Jakie Stewart means confusion. It means death to A.P students grades. It means the eventual suicide of at leaset 20% of students who take her class.

Man gonna go jakie stewart myself now.
I'm so jakie stewart right now.

by ShimmerShiel October 18, 2016

stewart smiley

Grabbing the breasts of an unconscious woman and smiling for a photo.

She was passed out drunk so we game her a Stewart Smiley.

by Shield puncher November 18, 2017

John Stewart was on the list

The 'friends' of the shooter were lying and there's a very real possibility that they weren't actually his friends.

Hym "John Stewart was on the list! Mr. Bean was on the list. Hoe Jogan was on the list. These people have been enlisted by someone to do what they are doing. They don't need to have been paid. Jillian Michaels is starting to crack because she just wanted a career picking low-hanging fruit on an internet talkshow. What did the shooter say? I want to hear what the shooter said. Out of his own mouth. Because John Stewart will lie like a bitch until the day he days because that is all you could ever possibly learn from Jewish parents. He knows about my thing and he has the resources to confirm the veracity of the claim 'people are stalking and harassing other people in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it is leading to Mass murder, suicide, misdiagnosis, and/or being locked into a life of poverty my overpaid internet and television personalities' AND INSTEAD, John Stewart AGREED TO or WAS TOLD TO keep his mouth shut about it. In the name of the Jews or Women or Children and AT THE COST OF Jews (in the form of a synagogue shooting) or women (there's a documentary on Hulu that resembles what I'm talking about OR the Ukranian girl who got stabbed on the train by someone who was "allegedly schizophrenia") or Children (Your kids got shot in 2016 by a kid who was AFFECTIVELY SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT POTENTIALLY NOT ACTUALLY SCHIZOPHRENIC)"

by Hym Iam October 2, 2025

Callum Stewart

This is a person who thinks he has a huge dick but actually needs a microscope to see it.

'You're such a Callum Stewart'.

by Jacko7_YT March 28, 2022

Martha Stewart effect

What is the 'Martha Stewart' effect?

When a popular figure, celebrity, or even President of the United States, is criminally charged -

resulting in

an instant VALIDATION and IDENTIFCATION

The criminal charges, and/or jail time - fails to impeed the star. Instead it enriches the star to an entire new level of fame, money, and like-ability.

the criminal charges didn't hurt trump, they helped him..by reaching a brand new demographic of voters.. we are seeing the Martha Stewart effect in action.

by benmadley777 August 28, 2023

bob stewart

A fake name typically used by Indian Scammers to fool people to think that they are American. But it isn't the only names. Any caucasian name that is known to billions of people can be used.

*ringtone*
Indian Scammer:Ello, tannq yu for colling Meicrosoft tech support
An old woman:What is your name?
Indian Scammer:Aruu.. errm Bob... Stewart!
And old woman:Are you American?
Indian Scammer:Yes yes
An old woman: Hello bob stewart!

by leshiy November 26, 2018