Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound

Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss

by infinitevoid October 11, 2012

stealth slip

The quick one-touch/grab movement, which, if you are lucky places your penis back under the belt-line of your pants in the unfortunate event of a public boner.

F: What's that lump in your pants?
M: Oh shit, I'll just pull my stealth slip!

by slickslider December 9, 2013

stealth hug

A hug given via stealthy means, thus surprising the recipient. Stealth huggers sometimes approach from behind and often comes accompanied by a proceeding distraction and a following exclamation of "STEALTH HUG!"
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.

"Look over there, there's a three headed monkey! STEALTH HUG!"

by thestumonkey January 17, 2014

Stealthen

A nice person who's feelings are okay. They tend to look happy but there feelings are sad though. They get angry a lot but they will calm down. They are trouble makers but they will make it up to you

Omg that's a stealthen

by loyce January 1, 2015

Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.

My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.

by ASovo23 August 8, 2014

skelterwag

Noun. A morally loose woman, particularly unattractive, and usually found lingering around the local bar at last call. Usually deemed a last resort when all other favorable options have been exhausted or depleted.

Geez, looks like I'm going to have to settle for a skelterwag tonight.

Hey, I'm drunk and feeling wild. I wonder if there are any skelterwags at the bar tonight.

Ok, you take the hot one and I'll take one for the team tonight and sleep with that old skelterwag.

by Kiwibum April 6, 2016

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016