staplesex

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles?

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

sapplesation

A completely awesome conversation via text messaging, that you lock in your phone, and never delete.

mine and jeff's sapplesation was so awesome last night, i HAVE to show you it.

by manduh monsterrr February 22, 2009

pencil stapler

It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.

pencil stapler

by njmad June 15, 2009

Swingline Stapler

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.

Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009

staplegun

Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.

MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.

by Who else? January 23, 2004

Angry Stapler

While a chick is giving you head you take out, break both of her legs. Then you staple your dick to her forehead.

I went to see you mom in the hospital after I gave her an angry stapler.

by Bryceyjay December 20, 2009

staple

a 45. or 38. special. a pistol

homeboy was poppin off at the mouth so i pulled that staple on his ass.shut em up real quick!

by 743! March 16, 2010