Love Stains

When a guy gets cum all over a piece of furniture.

"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."

"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.

"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"

"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.

"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"

by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008

man stain

a stain resulting from sporadic uncontrolled ejacultion in a cheap hotel room

Damn dude, that man stain I left at motel 6 is gonna leave me without my security deposit.

by frenchphish May 4, 2005

kaka stains

Tamil word for shit stains.

Hey this toilet has some bad kaka stains. Say what!

by awnesh February 24, 2005

Pimp Stain

The act of using your bottom bitches underwear to wipe your anus clean and then making her wear them on her midnight rounds.
Also can be used in rocky marriages or after one night stands.

I ran out of toilet paper so I gave you a pimp stain, put these on.

by JeffersonM43 November 19, 2010

Coffee Stain

When your titty fucking a girl, you look back and notice that you have left a racing stripe on her chest and nonchalantly wipe it away with the palm of your hand and continue.

Keep an eye on William, he is known to leave a nasty Coffee Stain.

by Kaka Butt December 11, 2007

ghetto stain

a girl who sleeps with several groups of men (hoodrats)

Last night I seen that girl go home with Steven, and tonight she is going home with his best friend Ben, & I bet tomorrow she'll be going home with Travis; shes such a ghetto stain.

by harperkid June 21, 2009

t-stain

A stain in the shape of a "T". Could also be used an an abbreviation for "shit-stain".

Holy t-stain, man!

There's a small t-stain on your shorts, Jesse.

by Jcrew12345 August 26, 2009