stable o` fillies

(noun) An informal group of single, available, and willing women which can be drawn upon in times of need.

To avoid a sausage fest, John brought his stable o` fillies to the party.

by Patrick Roux September 22, 2008

Star Stable

Could be the best or the worst horse game, who knows. But despite the chat ban, the constant barely half useful updates, small pressure to get star coins, one thing is for sure, you could meet your best friend on here! (Speaking of personal experiences cOUGH)honestly 10 out of 10 would die again. I learned a lot at least, helped 4th grade me with typing, spelling, etc. if you play for a long enough time tho. If you find something you like in this game like clubs,(dressage, cross country, etc etc.) questing, training, role-playing, exploring, and find other people who like the same exact thing, the bond can become prettyyyy good in MY opinion. okay byebye thank you for coming to my ted talk.

(The most star stable player talk you can get) player 1: dude I don't know which one I like better, I saved up and didn't spend it on clothes, stable care, OR leveling up my curlys. I JUST bought the gray freezy and I only have like 900 star coins left so which new andy should I get?

player 2: you're JUST getting the new type of andy?
player 1: Yeah i got broke real fast because of stable care.

player2: you're always broke.

by Kermits dad December 7, 2019

stalemate

When your friend happens to be a slice of bread and you leave him out in the air for too long.

Person 1:"Dude, you've got a stalemate"
Person 2:*Cries*

by Lissiebeth February 28, 2007

Staplecide

Term for a stapler in which two staples have jammed at the dispensing end. Can be a condition of improperly loaded staples, such as those broken into units too small to use effectively, or those suffering from staple rot. Solution often requires the user negating all other productivity to remove the tangled staples, oftentimes resulting in a less-than-functional device when the procedure is completed.

I swear this stapler commits staplecide every third staple!

by Gomiboy June 28, 2009

Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

by CuteKeys April 13, 2019

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012

Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009