Skip to main content

Banana Squats

When two guys (guy 1 and guy 2) are having anal sex, and guy 2's penis gets stuck in guy 1's butt, he must then pruse the act of the " Banana Squat " he will squat three times to the ground until the penis is freed.
Dude, i was watching gay porn last night and then they started doing Banana Squats o.o....
by 467347 January 25, 2012
mugGet the Banana Squatsmug.

Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
mugGet the Squatting donkeymug.

tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.
My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014
mugGet the tot squatmug.

Squat Brothel

Make shift temporary Brothels set up in abandoned foreclosed houses.
Due to the large amount of abandoned homes in US cities, people are setting up squat brothels as temporary whore houses.
by CNTSTPDRMN July 27, 2011
mugGet the Squat Brothelmug.

taco squat

Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.
We had trouble finding a dirty enough stripper to taco squat the drunk guy when he fell asleep.
by kristina123 October 26, 2010
mugGet the taco squatmug.

Mr.Miller Squat

The Mr. Miller Squat is best used while having sex. It occurs when your partner gently bends their knees and strains so hard that they shart. It can be used as a game to see who can catch the most asshole juice in their mouth.
Yeah bro me and Jessica did the Mr Miller squat last night, 10/10 experience

The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”
by MeHaveAids December 18, 2021
mugGet the Mr.Miller Squatmug.

Share this definition