Spudding

The act of a person using a high performance vibrator (Hitachi Magic Wand) on another persons gooch as they hold their buttocks high in the air, all while the giver of the act is using an Orgasmatron head massager on the receiver's head.
1: Did you hear about John getting a Spudding?
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.
by xSimone April 30, 2023
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King Of Spuds

The overlord/King (obviously) Of the Potato TEAM
I AM THE King Of Spuds
by King of spuds September 18, 2019
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Spedly-spud

Spedly-spud, a word used to describe someone as an incompetent person instead of the word idiot.
He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.
by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022
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Spud muffin

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Bum Spuds

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.
I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
by sbjkd October 06, 2020
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Spud Holder

A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.
Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.
by Stinky Pinky Pete October 03, 2019
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Spud that

A special fist bump you have to do an epic deed to earn
E.g
Telling a rad joke
Steve: *does epic backflip*
Ricardo: whoa man that’s certi spud that
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
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