An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.
Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
Dude: Fuck yes
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As the name suggests, and E-Spliff is the modern version of a Spliff.
As the name suggests, and E-Spliff is the modern version of a Spliff.
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A: Man that ain’t shit, I can do the same thing with a Cyber Spliff
J: Lyin ass mf no you cant
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J: Lyin ass mf no you cant
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