Colettie Spaghetti

The coolest person alive.

I am Colettie Spaghetti.

by dgdhsadgjshadgashjdg July 10, 2021

spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through

“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”

by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021

Spaghetti Plate

In information technology (IT), a server rack that has had no cable management performed, resulting in a tangled mess of network cables, power cables, and cross-connect cables. A particularly bad spaghetti plate can result in servers overheating from a lack of airflow due to cables blocking their fans.

"When you installed the servers in this rack, why didn't you zip-tie all the network cables together? You've got a real spaghetti plate going on in here!"

by NeerDoWell53 August 8, 2019

Spaghetti fork

Is a sexual act Where a girl Wraps her hair around a penis like spaghetti on a fork

Damn last night my girl gave me a spaghetti fork to get me going

by Spaghettifork April 28, 2020

Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

Spaghetti Arms

A person with thin flabby arms that lacks muscle resembling cooked spaghetti. They also wave their hands while in conversation.

Glen was having a heated argument with Bob over a road rage incident, Bob got upset Glen was flailing his spaghetti arms around and Bob body slammed Glen to the ground.

by Railfan22 February 11, 2023

spaghetti masher

A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!

by Mecachis June 1, 2018