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Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.
Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
by Dangerstache October 6, 2009
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dead socks

Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.
PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!
by Telephony August 20, 2013
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tomb sock

a sock that has been ejaculated into so many times that it must be laid to rest. further more burned or thrown away.
man, this tomb sock has so much ejaculate in it.
by CHIDDY BANG September 9, 2013
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programmer socks

Those white and blue/pink striped socks femboys wear. Seeing as how a vast majority of programmers are joked to be furries or femboys, that's where this saying gets it's origin.
Twink A: Babe you look really good in your programmer socks, wanna put them on for me?
Twink B: Sure! UwU
by AlecButActuallyLance May 4, 2022
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full as a fat ladys sock.

To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks.
"I couldn't have one more bite, I'm as Full as a fat ladys sock"

"full as a fat ladys sock."
by c00p_d0gg May 16, 2009
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Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society

It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.
Jim: DAVE DAVE DAVE!
Dave: Shut up you cum stain on the pants of society
by AZZA25 July 1, 2010
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