Person A: One of my work colleagues came into the office this morning and shortly after arriving complained they'd just found knicker snot on their trousers. I don't want to appear stupid or naive, can anyone help me out with what this could be?
Person B: Would you really admit it if it were yours?
Person B: Would you really admit it if it were yours?
by knickersnotterlover March 17, 2010
That Bill Navas guy was caught beating off in the boys locker room and stealing wallets. What a fucking dick Snot he is. Can't believe he is a teacher
by Dr Niggèr April 04, 2022
by Van Stevens March 05, 2012
by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003
launched when "rocketeer" plugs on nostril with finger,then expelles air thruogh open nostril causing a stream of mucus and boogers to fly out onto unsuspecting victim.
by sky May 09, 2003
A girl who may or may not be hot but acts like she is the greatest thing to walk the earth. These girls are found with lips pursed at the bar, their anorexic throats quivering from previously retching in the bar toilet. They have watched too many episodes of Laguna Beach, The Hills, and other stupid shows that make girls think they are all important.
Even if you bed a snot pot the road will be difficult. They GREATLY dislike oral, and anal sex is cause for them to contact the police. Make sure you get them wasted and wait for them to cry unload how they spent a semester of high school in a mental asylum before you slip MacGyver in their backdoor.
The best way to deal with Snot Pots are to attack them with cutting words. This WILL make a scene and chances are you will be kicked out of the bar, but a win is a win. Be warned Snot Pots tend to travel in groups and may also have a Level 4 Troll Gatekeeper guarding them. DO NOT ask the Troll "how much to pass". She WILL sit on you. The Troll is usually double to triple the size of the Snot Pot and is easily agitated. Satiate the troll with drink and cheese appetizers to distract her before attacking the Snot Pot.
Even if you bed a snot pot the road will be difficult. They GREATLY dislike oral, and anal sex is cause for them to contact the police. Make sure you get them wasted and wait for them to cry unload how they spent a semester of high school in a mental asylum before you slip MacGyver in their backdoor.
The best way to deal with Snot Pots are to attack them with cutting words. This WILL make a scene and chances are you will be kicked out of the bar, but a win is a win. Be warned Snot Pots tend to travel in groups and may also have a Level 4 Troll Gatekeeper guarding them. DO NOT ask the Troll "how much to pass". She WILL sit on you. The Troll is usually double to triple the size of the Snot Pot and is easily agitated. Satiate the troll with drink and cheese appetizers to distract her before attacking the Snot Pot.
by newcubandespot March 15, 2010
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