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surface science

Not to be confused with pseudoscience or fringe science, where the individual attempts to use science to explore outrageous theories, instead surface science is conducted by those individuals who have absolutely no firm understanding of scientific methodologies or experimentation and attempt to use what little knowledge they have to research and explore completely believable, realistic claims.
The inconsistent and weak theories offered by many commercial pick-up artists to explain human attraction fails to take into account psychological, sociological, and general scientific principles, and are therefore practicing surface science, while trying to pass it off as genuine fact.
by poserboarder January 5, 2011
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bottom smurf

A short person who is well known for abusing anus.
Look at Robert, he is a bottom smurf!
by Alan Epton March 31, 2007
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Drownin' Smurf

When a chick is givin' you head underwater and you hold her under 'til she turns blue and passes out.
Homegirl said she wouldn't swallow so she got the Drownin' Smurf.
by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009
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Smurf

Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it
by Sam Wolfand March 28, 2005
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surfalicious

Surfalicious can be heard in Florida, California, and Oregon (at least) and is meant to indicate perfection, blissfulness, enlightenment, deliciousness, or any quality of anything that inspires a natural state of awe or heavenly bliss, which is also called "surfalicion." It is named for the quasi-religious state a surfer might obtain from achieving the perfect ride on the perfect wave.
Dude, I think I'm in love. Kara just kissed me and it was so awesome, it was almost surfalicious.
by The Almighty Travis August 9, 2006
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Smurf tip

When a girl gives a guy a hickie on the tip of his penis, turning it blue. When this happens the tip of his penis resembles a smurf.
Dude Ashli gave Evan a smurf tip last night!!!!!

no way i wish i got one
by tlackattackjk February 17, 2010
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snurface

A flat surface on which to distribute powdered substances for the purposes of inhaling.
Guy approached a marble counter top and says, "Oh my!! What a wonderful snurface!"

"Snurfi" is the plural form of "snurface".
by barakkaan August 16, 2014
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