smurf

used in place of the work fuck

smurf you, you smurfing freak

by DI February 23, 2004

smurf

Used as a reference to a player on the blue team in an online Halo match

We're gonna whoop those smurfs' asses1

by ninjasmurf777 June 27, 2010

smurf

a joint rolled in a blue post-it note

Tom smoked a smurf and got the munchies.

by jack candlestick October 7, 2010

smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002

smurf

Some kind of drug which makes people feel incredibly small, and they try to fit into small places/objects.

Somebody on smurf tried to fit into the exhaust-pipe of a car and burnt their head.
Another person tried to lift up the lines on a freeway to hide from cars under them, they died.

by Pygme September 21, 2005

Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009