scattertootsie

A scatterbrained cute person.

I was such a scattertootsie at lunch, I couldn't stay with a topic more than a minute at at time.

by kimba7 March 24, 2009

spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question

Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.

by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012

smuttering

When walking around muttering something smutty and rude under your breath.

John : "I'd smash her back doors in given half a chance...."
Pete : "What's that dude?"
John : "Nothing, just smuttering to myself."

by peejay1977 April 25, 2014

Shatterass

When someone takes a dump and it blows all over the walls and in some cases, the ceiling.

Rachael: what happened in the bathroom?

Rick: she couldn't make it in time and she shatterass everywhere.

Rachael: gross!

by Beffiemarie February 9, 2015

Snatterbox

A large metal box on the sidelines of football games usually holding radio equipment

Devonte freeman wasn't allowed near the snatterbox cause he will somehow break it

by Mawdy goldstein November 30, 2015

Shatter Girl

A Woman who can only reach climax when being stimulated on a bed of broken glass.

That shatter girl, Morgan I brought home last night broke my winsheild and made me give it to her on the glass.

by Magnum Bogon February 21, 2017