a Slobfro is an afro sported by white males, usually overweight. The person who has the afro can also be called slobfro, as either a derogatory term or a term of endearment.
In general slobfros work menial jobs such as bar-tending, as that allows them to sleep in, or perhaps at coffee shops or grocery stores if the slobfro in question is desperate enough. Slobfros are usually in crappy bands or play dungeons and dragons with friends, perhaps both.
It is not uncommon to see a slobfro in a crappy local opening band in a small scale show, or perhaps working the muscle for touring small time bands, but secretly aspire to become a band member himself.
A slobfro is seldom seen before noon, as he may have a night job or doesn't really get out of bed until then. If you come near a slobfro on Sundays, be prepared to hold your nose, as he rarely showers on weekends, and he may still be soaked in the beer from Friday night's party.
In general a slobfro is a nice person, easy going and quite jovial. He is not a frat guy, and can be quite knowledgable about certain subjects such as psychology, philosophy, entomology, or culinary expertise.
In general slobfros work menial jobs such as bar-tending, as that allows them to sleep in, or perhaps at coffee shops or grocery stores if the slobfro in question is desperate enough. Slobfros are usually in crappy bands or play dungeons and dragons with friends, perhaps both.
It is not uncommon to see a slobfro in a crappy local opening band in a small scale show, or perhaps working the muscle for touring small time bands, but secretly aspire to become a band member himself.
A slobfro is seldom seen before noon, as he may have a night job or doesn't really get out of bed until then. If you come near a slobfro on Sundays, be prepared to hold your nose, as he rarely showers on weekends, and he may still be soaked in the beer from Friday night's party.
In general a slobfro is a nice person, easy going and quite jovial. He is not a frat guy, and can be quite knowledgable about certain subjects such as psychology, philosophy, entomology, or culinary expertise.
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The accumulation of a copious amount of salvia around the base of the penis shaft, sometimes even dousing and soaking the ball sack, from a person that salivates heavily while giving head. May also be a result of intense deep throating action as well.
Steve couldn't believe how much bobber slobber Rhonda left on his man sack. His balls were drenched.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
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"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"
by Andrew Hagen September 2, 2017
Get the SlobKnocker mug.A variation of the popular robot dance. It is a slow and very intense version of the robot; Slow+Robot+Hand Chopping = Slobochop. A common and popular dance rising in the East Bay Area, CA.
Dude: "Sandra, what kind of dance is that? It looks like the robot, but it is super intense and amazing?!"
Sandra: "I am doing the Slobochop Dude, RIP Artax, aka the horse from Never Ending story"
Dude: "Ah-mazing!"
Sandra: "I am doing the Slobochop Dude, RIP Artax, aka the horse from Never Ending story"
Dude: "Ah-mazing!"
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