sleepy eyed jackson

When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.
Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.
by Jeff "Sloppy Joe" Lundquist December 30, 2003
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fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.
"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."
by MintyLeila June 18, 2005
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sleepy from empire

Someone who talks excessively about subject matter that no one has any interest in, or has talked about it to the point where no one cares any more.
U hear about that guy sleepy from empire go on and about his fucking water.

Sleepy from empire is gay af with his water reminders.
by El Baalo January 17, 2021
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Sleepy Bear Syndrome

The anger occurring after someone accidentally wakes you up during, or on the precipice of a nap.
My brother woke me up while I was napping today. I almost gave him the full wrath of my Sleepy Bear Syndrome.
by Mranonymous July 01, 2013
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Sleepy Bois Inc

Sleepy Bois Inc, or SBI, is a family dynamic kind of ground of minecraft youtubers and streamers. It consists of Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit, Technoblade, and Philza Minecraft. The family dynamic? Dead.
“Oh, I saw crumbs of SBI content on Twitter today!”
“Really? I thought they were dead.”
Sleepy Bois Inc, or SBI, is a family dynamic kind of ground of minecraft youtubers and streamers. It consists of Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit, Technoblade, and Philza Minecraft. The family dynamic? Dead.
by DefinitelyNotDragon March 25, 2021
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Sleepy Hollow

The act of falling asleep with an erection.
"Bro I went to sleep full sleepy hollow and woke up with morning wood"
by 69WeenieBoy69 December 20, 2016
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