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Sacramento Slammer

Standing up in bed with your significant others genitalia inside yours or vice versa, and the body slamming them like prime WWE.
“I gave my girl a Sacramento slammer.”
by Catbereee May 1, 2025
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Alabama Slammer

Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.
George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"
by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025
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Trunk Slammer

One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it
1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.
by Rhedder October 5, 2023
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SLAMMER

An active Member of $LAM , a Detroit MI, Street gang started in 2019 on Detroit’s Westside in zip code 48206.
Yo baby wearing all red , he must be a slammer.
by Willhalford May 28, 2024
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slammered

When you are so drunk you are both “slammed” and “hammered
“I drank too much man, i’m totally slammered”
by #soslamed February 16, 2024
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slammer

As we all know, the slammer is how one describes the penal system when feeling extra angry at crimes.
Their crime, you may ask? It was being on the wrong side of the law.
Then in one fell swoop, she and I pinched Roxy and Jake respectively, and hauled them right off to the slammer for interrogation.
by rufflesntruffles February 21, 2024
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Alabama Mudd Slammer

The act of noodling a catfish and then using said catfish to sodomize another human.
Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.
by SkratFish July 23, 2022
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