Simi

Indian for "boring as shit".

Example:

Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.

Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!

or

Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!

by Jablo May 6, 2009

Samitis

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.

SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.

by Ben4545 August 14, 2006

shmitte

The cringiest youtuber alive

Yo shmitte just posted in the middle of class.

by Johnny587 July 25, 2017

simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004

shmite

this word is the a combination of she might. it means that there is a possibility that she (a girl) is going to do something. in essence, she might do something. lets all hope she does it.

i heard shmite get laid by me tonight.
shmite like me back, shmite not. that is the question

by Jsieg February 5, 2008

Shimit

A person on the internet to which you can not tell their gender. Is it a He/She/It?

'Comprox, IcyLiquid, Hayaat and Shaggy are SHIMITS!'

by NiM July 20, 2003

silithisis

A psychotic snake that ravages the homeless people on the streets of New York. He is rumoned to be over 28 feet long, and can travel at speeds of up to 161 feet per second. A "silithisis" feeds mainly on black people that are homeless, but if tempted, he will eat the Irish.

As Jerome was selling his 99 cent watches, a silithisis engulfed him in a swift bite.

by Chodehead May 13, 2005