machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

whiskey shits

The loose and heavy bowel movements that follow from a night of excessive drinking.

I can't make it out today, the whiskey shits have me grounded.

by jsflown October 19, 2010

69er shits

The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.

I was out drinking all night, and now I have the 69er shits

by NDR Lundgrin December 25, 2007

taco shits

to take an explosive shit all over your bathroom walls courtesy of taco bell.

keli had a wicked case of the taco shits!

by Luis Perez October 11, 2004

shits and gigs

when you do something stupid for fun

e.g. banging a girl then ghosting once she’s pregnant

josh: ‘hey let’s eat horse shit’
tyler: ‘for the shits and gigs of course’

by gabe itch69 October 18, 2019

Shitscuits

(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.

P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."

P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"

by chevelleROCKER18 July 26, 2009

shits gone strange

when everything in ones life is changing. first used by antioch norteno rapper ryan "woodie" wood.

im moving outa the bay and im pregnant..nigga shits gone strange.

by gOO$ebump January 7, 2010