Schrödinger's Populist

A thoughtless political experiment in which contradictory and counterproductive governance creates a society so fragmented and chaotic that its leaders are only mocked rather than overthrown.

Alexander Boris DePfeffel Johnson is the very archetype of a Schrödinger's Populist.

by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021

Shrooming

To be experiencing a psychedelic trip brought about by the ingestion of Magic Mushrooms.

Mr Bush and Mr Blair say they have been hearing voices from god!, they must be shrooming man.

Why is Rampton licking the mirror maaaan?,' he says it's a portal to another dimension and
he's licking a aliens face, he's off his tits, he's "shrooming" big time!....

by Rampton April 19, 2006

Cel-Shading

A technique used in Videogames or 3-D Animation that gives objects a hand drawn or cartoon-like appearance.

Zelda: Wind Waker was an awesome game! I don't care what people say about the Cel-shading!

by Kado Isuka January 20, 2009

schrodinger's nazi

A person who decides whether or not they're a nazi by the reactions of those around them.

Did you hear Zina saying seig heil? Once she realized everyone was looking at her funny, she just said she was asking if anyone had seen Kyle. What a schrodinger's nazi.

by jankyyankytanky September 7, 2018

Schrodinger's Dumbass

Someone who is simultaneously extremely intelligent half the time but a complete dumbass the other half of the time, making it impossible to tell if they're a fucking idiot or a human supercomputer.

Person: Jesus how did Gordona piss off those nerds? I thought he was one of them!

Person 2: He's Schrodinger's dumbass dude.

by gordona22 June 4, 2021

The Shading Handjob Correlation

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008

The Spreading Eagle

When one makes Eagle noises while spreading legs and flapping arms during sexual intercourse.

Hey, do you wanna try the spreading eagle tonight?
oooh, kinky

by Briget Smiles December 3, 2010