Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces
Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.
by Redberry September 10, 2018
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Shredded

"A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, he said that Kylo Ren had an 8 pack, that Kylo Ren is SHREDDED." - Matt the radar technician
by theyaintlookingforyou April 16, 2019
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shredded

When your emotions, or physical advances are completely rejected, ignored, and/or obliterated by the intended recipient
"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"

"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*

"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*
by Sawyer66 January 04, 2019
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Shredded

Omg you are extremely lean and shredded
by Heyayya May 31, 2023
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shredded

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.
"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"
by bigtiddies January 19, 2022
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shredding veggies

To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.
Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies
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Shredded balls

Am insult, used to poke fun of someone.
You’re the worst, Frank. You have such shredded balls.
by bleedbleed January 22, 2021
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