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Shlomp

You are a shlomp.
by Pyroethical July 23, 2018
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Shloop

The word kevduit uses to describe eating cake
I shlooped that cake up
by Shlooper December 4, 2018
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Shloop

Something you say when you quickly enter and leave somewhere or something without people noticing - Verb
Can be used in the form Shlooped
Shloop - *Walks in on parents having sex* "Shloop" *Leaves without them noticing*

Shlooped - "I walked in on my parents having sex, I shlooped out real quick"
by ShloopMeister April 30, 2019
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shloopdoop

shloopdoop
by BobBubble1719 June 11, 2019
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shlurp

Basically, it is a slurpee. I used this word in asking to have one. Maybe you would use it as a short form, or just a funny word. In this example:
"Can I have a shlurp shlurp, Kailey? Kaitlynn asked.
"No, you can't hav a shlurp shlurp from Circle K." Kailey shot back.
by yeeyee.uraraka June 24, 2019
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Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”
by MScarn111 July 2, 2019
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Shlort

A penis too short to be a shlong so its a short
He was small in the pants. He has a shlort.
by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019
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