A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)
Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”
by hallejamesx March 08, 2019
my shlong is hard
by scrodemlickingasswipe69 December 12, 2022
They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.
girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong
mum- teenagers these days
mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'
mum- teenagers these days
mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'
by karon69 March 09, 2023
A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.
by OscarMartini February 08, 2024
by furkingpluh December 03, 2023
my shlong is the size of a football field
by horsecockk October 02, 2021
male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.
by Holyfuckingwillisboi April 05, 2018