Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?

John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.

by BLaM666 August 29, 2018

Shindering

Is the act of tindering while shitting.

I swore I’d never tell my wife we matched while I was shindering.

by Shixter March 24, 2020

sistering

sistering is when you are bullying your siblings

i don't bully my brother i sister him sistering meaning a nicer way to bully

by the sisterer May 31, 2020

Shivering Leg Man

A man with a zimmerframe found to be watching folk music whilst shivering his leg to the beat.

I saw the Shivering Leg Man today, said Luke

by Shivering Leg Man Co June 6, 2020

Simpering

wrelk;l; mny frdiedns bsde ssaying ikm sinmpinh g fcrom buiyiong bdelllle delkphinesd onwy fans but ika ainmt Simpering tfhey be juszt rudee

you are such a Simpering for buying belles only fans

by EpicXxGamezr69420Xx October 2, 2020

Whispering/Third eye

Vagina

I miss your whispering/third eye

by Seighten January 6, 2021

Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.

Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.

by Pregnasty May 2, 2021