When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.
Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
by melhorn April 03, 2022
When your new friend group is HELLA big and some people aren't even friends. Like at least 20+ people! Its not a friend group, its an alliance!!
by bestpissling808 July 05, 2024
Shiny object syndrome occurs when a person keeps jumping from one side hustle to another, hoping that one will work. The reason this phenomenon is detrimental to the individual is that constantly switching to new side hustles won’t be effective unless they maintain consistency. In the end, it can create a false sense of productivity while actually wasting valuable time.
by Someone31jif April 11, 2024
It's when they, ooooh, concentrate on what is superficial and new rather that what is basically essential for things to actually work.
The reference is to a Bhuddist concept of the slightly manic attraction to 'shiny' things, which turn out to be useless when you get them.
Note: Bhuddists don't have god(s) in the same sense as other religions.
The reference is to a Bhuddist concept of the slightly manic attraction to 'shiny' things, which turn out to be useless when you get them.
Note: Bhuddists don't have god(s) in the same sense as other religions.
... not just a hobbyist problem, it's an omg shiny problem. They don't care to work on the important maintenance stuff when they can do leading-edge trendy ...
by methuzla August 19, 2016
When a man visit a KTV in Taiwan and the girl gives him a Hand Job in front of the audience, where the backlight from the TV lighted up his gentlemen sausage.
by IPA Nobleman December 21, 2020
The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex
by stinkface February 22, 2008
a megalodon in fisch which is very rare and only a few people have it. this takes a lot of fisching skills to get.
OMG!!!!!!!!! I GOT A "shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO RARE AND IT SELLS FOR 129,395 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by =-0987654321\][poiuytrewq';lkj February 04, 2025