fo sho shampoo

When a male ejaculates in a woman's hair after penetrating her from behind and then procedes to rub it in like shampoo.

I just performed a fo sho shampoo on ur mom!

by camtheram June 20, 2007

shampionship

A title that is won through illegitimate means; a sham.

An 8 on 5 advantage helped the Miami Heat claim their first shampionship in the 2006 NBA Finals.

by supdoggydog June 29, 2007

semper in excreta

A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".

Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"

by Stubabe December 18, 2009

Man Goo Shampoo

Ejaculating onto a female's body or hair and rubbing it in.

Man 1: She is just acting like a real bitch these days.
Man 2: Just giver her the ol' Man Goo Shampoo treatment.

Girl 1: What's wrong with your hair?
Girl 2: My asshole boyfriend came in my hair!
Girl 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Girl 2: He said it was a "man goo shampoo", and it would make me a stronger person.

by Billy O'Connor August 20, 2010

Shampoo

Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.

It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.

by Punch-in-the-face March 8, 2010

Shampoo

A name used for a certain creed or race when you are surrounded by them and dont want to offend or be politically incorrect toward them.

Damn, all these shampoo's are hangin' out on Beale Street cause they are too cheap to pay the cover charge to get in the bars.

by Tha Orthodonist July 26, 2010

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

A phrase popular among first year Latin students, the phrase means "always wear underwear." The literal translation is "always where under where."

Pope: Hey...did you hear what those American's said?
Cardinals, yanwing: No, holiness.
Pope: Semper Ubi Sub Ubi.
Cardinals: Semper...always where under where...underwear! Ha, you've gotten us again holiness. You god damn trickster!

by akork November 9, 2006