meat sheet

also known as face sheets in college, in which new freshmen with their high school photos and hometowns are listed. "meat" sheet instead of "meet" sheet because upperclassmen use them to pick which cute freshmen to hit on at back-to-campus parties.

"That chick is hot--I saw her in the meat sheet and memorized her hobbies."

by desertfrog May 4, 2006

sheet

1.) a state of mind in which a person is ready to engage in sexual intercourse.

2.) to get a person into said state of mind.

3.) a synonym for "to have sex" used in phrases that include "shit"

1.) "before i could get the condom on, she was already sheeted"

2.)"I'm pretty sure she likes me. What should I do?"
"Git 'er sheeted!"

3.) "We sheeted all over the place and i have to say it was the best sheet I ever took. I totally sheeted her brains out"

by aPirAte August 10, 2010

Oh sheet!

When you are about to exclaim oh shit! in front of your parents, teacher, child, etc, and quickly save yourself by saying oh sheet instead

Oh sheet! I cracked my phone’s screen!! 🤯

by Yassdaddyboilovesmemore May 30, 2018

beat sheets

beat sheets are typically pictures of girls that you find sexually attractive, these are copied to one sheet of paper and printed off. this sheet is then used to excite yourself whilst you masturbate.

tordy used his beat sheets last night, he added some girls he knows from college

by umbaowew April 5, 2009

Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

karate sheets

tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.

after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.

by rckem February 13, 2014

Sheet Sniffer

A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.

That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.

by Throbbin_HooDD May 9, 2019