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tippy-top shape

The physical condition of the White House, historic residence of the US President as described by Donald Trump in a speech Easter 2018.
"We keep it (white house) in tip top shape, sometimes we call it tippy-top shape. -Trump 4/1/18
by DontLitter May 23, 2018
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porn shakes

the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey
i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.
by snarkmcnutball January 31, 2008
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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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50 shades of grey

An erotic book written by E.L James. It is basically a pornographic book for women, as we all know women dont really like pron so reading about it is better fot them.
My friends call it mommy porn because is literally what it is.

A girl called Anastia meets this successful man Christian grey and they have unbelievable sex and more sex and some more sex. There is a lot of bondage and BDSM on it so beware.
If you are a prude then this book is definately not for you, don't even bother opening it.
My guess is that when the writer was writing it she was feeling pretty horny at the time.
"Hey have you heard about that new book everyone is raving about"

"Which one"

"50 shades of grey"

"Oh, that my mum reads that"

"Holy Shit!, your mom reads mommy porn"
by awertyq July 21, 2012
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shadester

A person who cannot be trusted. Male or unisex version of shady lady.
G.W. is a real shadeser.
by Valina M. & Oradoña October 28, 2004
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the shakes

Uncontrollable shakes caused by alcohol withdrawal. Getting drunk multiple times a day, every day, for many years is necessary to experience this. They start about 24 hours after your last drink, most notably in the hands and feet, and last for about 3 days unless you have a drink.
I ran out of money Bob, I haven't had a drink all day, I feel the shakes coming!
by Verty- October 22, 2015
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Shakespeare

An amazing guy whom English teachers love to rape for some reason.
If you think Shakespeare sucks, its time you changed your English teach!
by Facebookeshwaridebi February 9, 2012
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