Shoe Shopping

The art of smoking marijuana.

Hey Mike, I'm down to go shoe shopping tonight.

by ProfessionalShoeShopper December 8, 2009

Shopping Trolley

A car, usually a falling to pieces hatchback that's older than the owner, with ridiculously excessive rear spoiler stuck on it,amongst other things, making it resemble Tesco's finest. Almost exclusively driven by those of the ned persuasion, at high speeds (till it inevitably breaks down or crashes) and with some form of trance house music on, preferably with the windows rolled down to share said music with the public at large. People driving them think they look the shit, but in reality would have as much sophistication and subtlety if they were wheeled around in an actual shopping trolley.

Not only is he driving a shopping trolley, but he's chosen to respray it neon orange... And he's a 35 year old man wearing glasses and high waisted jeans... he thinks he's cool bless...

by Abbey-Sara May 25, 2008

Cock-Shopping

Girls at the mall or anywhere else dressed up looking to get banged-out by multiple dudes.

Gio: Did you see Debbie and her friends at the mall earlier?

Zeeb: Yeah, cock-shopping as usual.

Gio: They'll probably buy something.

by Cody Rotten May 27, 2007

collateral shopping

Things you bought when you were shopping for something else

I just went out for a pair of shoes but I spent over $300 on collateral shopping

by Andy Froud June 7, 2007

vegetable shopping

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.

Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.

by k1llah October 21, 2007

dress shopping

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay

I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.

by Amber Edsall June 19, 2008

toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach February 9, 2012