Shrek sexes you
by elisavetandariadneis2prettybes April 27, 2021
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Get the sex.mug. When two (or more) people feel stuff in their private parts so they put their privates on each other or hump etc.
Vladdy Daddy walked up to his uwu baba Boris baby and fucked his tight omega hole.
(This is called sex)
(This is called sex)
by MyWattpadIs-unpocogaga February 13, 2023
Get the Sexmug. Something uniquely good, and often easily identifiable for having a large amount of effort put into it. Used as a reaction to content one enjoys as a stand alone phrase
In response to someone demonstrating an ability in an activity that you previously thought not possible:
this is sex
this is sex
by Pseudo-lexicographer November 22, 2017
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Get the Sexmug. Something you searched up on UrbanDictionary to read and get horny by because you know you'll never get it.
I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
by whatshouldmypseudonymbe??? July 7, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Pleasure :)
I was in the same room with my best friend who i crushed on for so long. We were helping each other with our homework in my room. Her hand touches my dick by accident, she looks flushed as she slowly strokes it. My hormones were acting up and i couldn't take it anymore so I pin her on the wall and kiss her. "Lock the door" as she says smirking. I listen to her and lock it. She takes off her shirt and pants, leaving her only in a bra and thong. She puts her hand around my waist. "Do you want to or no?" I say yes and she continues to take off my pants. She lays down and takes off her thong. I slip my hard dick into her wet pussy. She moans and asks me to go faster, I start to stroke faster of course. Her bra slips off and her boobs jiggle while i'm stroking her. I stop and start to suck on her tiddes then i start to go inside her ass. I cum inside of her. She starts to knee down and put my big dick inside her mouth. We finished, cleaned up and started doing our work before midnight. that's sex for you
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Sexmug.