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Secret Garden

A secret garden is when a male and female couple go to a public garden, which could be at a pub, restaurant, or even a local park.

The couple invite another male to join them, maybe even a stranger, the men sit side by side with the woman in a short skirt or dress removing her underwear and sitting in the middle on the left and right leg of the men that are together.

They then cover their legs and hips using a blanket, with the ends of the blanket tucked under the men’s outer legs, the woman then takes turns secretly sliding the men’s bare cocks inside her pussy and discreetly rocking backwards and forwards, until they both cum inside her.
I'm going to the Secret Garden tonight with my husband, would you like to join us?
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023
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Andie's Secret Society

A secret society ran by Andie (unfunny person), also known as A.S.S
by DoverTheDawg March 6, 2021
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Secret Agent

When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.
Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.

Amy: What do you mean?

Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.
by RodgerBirthCanal December 14, 2013
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secret

strong enough for a man. made for a woman.
by angiepants December 13, 2004
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secret agent

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach
No Rizla's? Secret agent time!
by Matt_the_don October 28, 2005
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Secretary’s ass

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.
Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know
by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005
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secret slut

A person who seems like a goody-goody. They dress very modestly, are plain looking, and seem quiet. However secretly they are a huge slut and that's why guys go for them.
Girl A: Do you see that guy with Anne? What does he see in her she's so plain!
Girl B: He only likes her cause she's a secret slut
Girl A: Ohh wow I had no idea!
by pifsda October 3, 2009
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