Scrotum Sidekick

A purple nosed gerb who is the sheep or follower of a jawalter. These turds flock around J-Wals.

Shawn: Hey there's kevin. What a gooback.

Robert: Who is that Scrotum Sidekick following him?
Shawn: Some J-Wal

by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

scrotum pole

In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.

Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.

by Viifog June 4, 2007

scot scrotum

a disease causing the scrotum to swell and turn purple, similar to a large aubergene. can also be brought on by wearing a kilt in january in the highlands.

it was so cold in sedgefield, dubya nearly caught scot scrotum, lucky he wasn't wearing tony's kilt!

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003

Scrotum Slap

After a long day of hot sweaty work, putting your hand down your pants and filling your palm w/sweat from your scrotum. Then with said sweat slapping somebody dear to you.

Yo man, I just got off work and I went up to Andrew and gave him a Scrotum Slap.

by James November 13, 2003

Scrotum Bandit

An asshole Brit that goes to very crowded areas with mostly Americans and cups other mens scrotums. Then runs to a store and gets a dildo to pleasure himself before he loses the hard on he got from cupping the strangers balls.

Guy1: A fucking scrotum bandit just got you?! HAHAHA!!
Guy2: Yeah! I'm going to kick his ass Revolutionary War style!
Narrator: Guy2 then proceeded to hunt down the scrotum bandit like a squirrel and snap his dick.... off.

by Stephen Stalin July 28, 2010

scrotum nibbler

a gay man, a dangerous, dirty homosexual. one homo grabs anthoer homo's scotum skin with the tips of his fingers strectches out the skin. andd proceeds to nibble on it gleefully while making an "eheeheheeehe" sound like some diseased chimp.

Faggotus, the gay, was primarily a penis licker, wheras his jew lover, Shlomo Penus, was more of a scrotum nibbler.

by Da Partna May 11, 2006

scrotum moneky

a male at the age of 15 wieghing under 100 lbs and is shorter than 5 feet or is a white ethiopian that in his spare time enjoys dancing on the scrotum of others. this act does not hurt because when the scrotum monkey dances he is so tiny and nimble it is a party for your balls and no one else is coming.

i yelled to mike, " hey scrotum moneky...get over here and send my balls on a magical adventure."

by JustinTimberlake November 29, 2007