Scott

Originating in Ft. Lauderdale this term has spread as far north as Chicago. It means:

A. a hemorrhoid
B. a big pain in the buttocks.
C. An uneducated, alcoholic or drug addict apt to commit felony crimes.

My sphincter sure hurts today. My "scott" is killing me!

by Ride Bolly Ride XXXx February 18, 2011

Scott

(Verb) to pull a Scott -(1) to hook up with a grenade (2) to hook up with anyone

Oh Dang Bro you pulled a scott last night!

by Scott secret friend April 08, 2011

Scott

An illegal immigrant to the United States or Canada, usually from Asia or Mexico

Dude, I think that's a fucking Scott!

by applesaucepoo December 13, 2010

Scott

A cheap male who steals the musical ideas and knowledge of talented young people to use for his own shitty "musical" gain. A majority of these Scotts, whom are like this, are found on Indian reservations and act very friendly towards people who show any musical talent at all, but in the end through the kindness he will continue to try and plagiarize you and suck you dry of your money and talents.

Guy 1: sup Guy 2! this guy named Scott wants to record me!
Guy 2: Guy 1 wait no! Read this urban dictionary of Scott.
...
Guy 1: oh man I better stay away from him for now on.

by Cheesy bear November 29, 2011

Scott

When a friend copies another's homework and both receive no credit for it.

I got my homework back and found that my friend had scotted me.

by Telling Nite October 04, 2010

Scott

Asian-denying, extremely racist, high speed, funny man, who hangs out with Jean-type people. One who gets highly offended when perceived as not funny...non-funniness due to jokes coming from popsicle sticks. Doesn't like "mean-mugs" and fast food very often. Except for Sonic's "badass gravy".

Dude, that joke was sooooo not funny. What are you, a Scott?

Guy #1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott.

Guy #2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks.

Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian.

Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....

by nicnic2 January 23, 2011

Scott

An absolute cunt

You know Scott? He’s an absolute cunt

by SausageAndPasta October 29, 2020