by Yeathatsam July 4, 2017
Get the Samantha mug."Hey have you met Samantha?"
"Yeah she is really pretty... And smart... And reallllllyyyyy nice."
"I know I keep trying to sit next to her so that she will notice me."
" it is really surprising how she is not the most popular girl in school."
"I know."
"Yeah she is really pretty... And smart... And reallllllyyyyy nice."
"I know I keep trying to sit next to her so that she will notice me."
" it is really surprising how she is not the most popular girl in school."
"I know."
by Poperdoodle May 15, 2016
Get the Samantha mug.A cute, sweet, smart girl who tries to impress all. A typical over-achiever. However, she can be a quite "the female dog", when she has to be. Mostly a good party girl who loves to get fucked up. And it may not seem like it but shes a sex crazed woman who tends to pick guys that are great in bed.
Guy1: I was at a party with Sammantha from biology class last night and she was hooking up and getting drunk!
Guy2: She sounds like a good time, and shes cute too.
Guy1: Yeah I'd fuck her.
Guy2: She sounds like a good time, and shes cute too.
Guy1: Yeah I'd fuck her.
by apallo9090 July 28, 2011
Get the Sammantha mug.There are actually two types of Samantha's; the sweet compassionate one & the fake Sam. Knowing the difference will save you the disappointment of investing in a fake relationship/friendship.
At first fake Samantha comes out just as sweet as the real one. She has learnt that people can be manipulated by pretending to be nice & compassionate.
She is lazy, a couch potato, who always shirks her work, is unwilling to expend any effort towards her career & is full of excuses. She is secretly a Miss know it all, who sees herself as better than most.
When working on projects, all you do is follow up on her & she always never delivers. She will complain about anything just to stop working. I'm hungry/don't feel well etc.
Complaining & whining is what she does best. Coupon clipping is how she gets by.
These excuses make her a serial lair & promise maker. Repeatedly never keeps appointments, shows up very late, and expects to be forgiven. If you make the mistake & do the same she will spend days, ventilating to whoever will listen.
Her pride & self-righteousness makes her turn on people who have always had her back. After a while, they too reach a point where they realise that the relationship was one sided & fake Sam was the only beneficiary.
When it comes to men she is an indiscriminate minx, throwing herself at & chasing after every men she feels entitled to. Being lose & easy leads her into co-dependent relationships. If a guy rebuffs her, she will turn into a stalker.
At first fake Samantha comes out just as sweet as the real one. She has learnt that people can be manipulated by pretending to be nice & compassionate.
She is lazy, a couch potato, who always shirks her work, is unwilling to expend any effort towards her career & is full of excuses. She is secretly a Miss know it all, who sees herself as better than most.
When working on projects, all you do is follow up on her & she always never delivers. She will complain about anything just to stop working. I'm hungry/don't feel well etc.
Complaining & whining is what she does best. Coupon clipping is how she gets by.
These excuses make her a serial lair & promise maker. Repeatedly never keeps appointments, shows up very late, and expects to be forgiven. If you make the mistake & do the same she will spend days, ventilating to whoever will listen.
Her pride & self-righteousness makes her turn on people who have always had her back. After a while, they too reach a point where they realise that the relationship was one sided & fake Sam was the only beneficiary.
When it comes to men she is an indiscriminate minx, throwing herself at & chasing after every men she feels entitled to. Being lose & easy leads her into co-dependent relationships. If a guy rebuffs her, she will turn into a stalker.
Samantha: I am really struggling to write.
Samantha: Didn't really make significant progress yesterday.
Samantha: Had hoped to come back early today and continue working on this, but here I am, stuck ☹️.
Samantha: Didn't really make significant progress yesterday.
Samantha: Had hoped to come back early today and continue working on this, but here I am, stuck ☹️.
by WhizzyWordWizard February 27, 2019
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Get the The Communist Democracy of Samland mug.Hotttttttttttt. A tall skinny brunette girl with blue eyes. Usually extremely athletic and very caring. She is always there when you need someone. She is trustworthy and loveable.
by whatitdo212 April 29, 2013
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