Sam

A Sam is quite possibly the sweetest person you will ever meet, he is good at video games and tries to tackle impossible tasks but pulls off most of those tasks he tries. He is also amazing in bed.

what a sam

by salmonthefish August 18, 2017

Sam

A midget

“Look at Sam!” Said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace

by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018

Sammed

When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.

Johny Depp totally got Sammed for a little bit by Amber Heard.

by ModernArtFart May 4, 2022

sam

Name given to people who know little to no things about computers.

- Julia : Come on Peter, you know how to use the keyboard, don't do your sam.

by urban_guy_345 August 9, 2018

Sam

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.

Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face

by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019

Sam

My best friend in the whole world. Funny and Smart, he has the best advice and support to lift you up. Great listener and perfect person to high key do a mission with. Sam is always there for you even though he will mention his own views on situations but the support is immerse. When determined he is unstoppable!

“Gotta love a Sam.”
“Sam got bitches.”

by 2PrettyJoyy November 25, 2021

Sam

A dude that does shit because why not

Sam is a dude

by Sams rocket powered toaster June 3, 2020