by imlikeabear December 29, 2007
Get the free samples mug.What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
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Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.
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Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.
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