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Sicilian Swap

After a night of drinking or partying with a friend you swap underwear in the morning instead of putting on a new clean pair. There are variations of the sicilian swap as well. There's the Blind Sicilian Swap where a group of people who wake up after a night of partying all throw their underwear in a pile and each person closes their eyes, grabs a pair and puts them on. The Jerry Maguire Sicilian Swap; this is a little more complicated. One person decides they'll leave a little a poop smudge in the undies and the next person to wear them adds their own little poop smudge and says "you complete me."
Hey bro, how about you and I do a sicilian swap in the morning? I say we all do a Blind Sicilian Swap!
by DumbStuff July 17, 2017
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Wankee Swap

When a group of male friends walk into a bathroom together, one may call out in their loudest voice, "Wankee Swap!" Then, as the friends are lined up next to each other at the urinals, a member of the group can call out, "Time!" Each man then stops flow, and steps one urinal to the right (in some situations, the man on the far right may have no urinal to hop to, and instead must cut flow and run to the left hand side of the pee-line). The name "Wankee Swap" and the practice of calling it out are a reference to the episode of The Office where Michael decides the Christmas party will play "Yankee Swap!"
Friend 1- "Oh God, I'm so glad we're finally at the bathroom. I have to piss like a mother."

Friend 2- "Guess what: WANKEE SWAP!"

Friend 1- "Oh Christ. Well played. Let's do this thing. Time!"

Friend 2- "Shit. I can't stop my flow."

Friend 1- "Move it bitch or I will piss on your leg."

Friend 2- That is certainly your perogative since we are playing Wankee Swap.
by derekhersh November 5, 2009
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Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"
Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"
by Rammstein651 December 24, 2007
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stap

The process of stopping, slapping, and stabbing someone in that order. Commonly used in incidents of road rage, this is also applicable at marathons.
If this Asian chick doesn't turn off her turn signal I'm gonna have to stap her.
by SFLTimmay February 7, 2009
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swappy swap

An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.
Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.

Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.

Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah
by ntloser December 11, 2008
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Stapes

"Hey, Andrew, can you pass me that box of stapes, please?"
"Sure thing, Ken."
by iamablob September 1, 2009
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Stapes

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.
Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."
by footballdudes September 1, 2009
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