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finger swimming

A female masturbation where she uses her fingers.
She was finger swimming in front of a mirror.
by kisska September 17, 2012
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underwater swimming

A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."
Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.

Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!
by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012
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Swim walkers

When two or more friends who are meant to be lane swimming actually chat so much may as well be walking.
Woman 1 "Did you have a good swim at the pool today?"
Woman 2 "No, the pool was totally full of swim walkers blocking my way, why don't those swim walkers just go for a coffee if all they want to do is talk!"
by Mez1 November 22, 2011
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magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis
Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing
by Xylevan January 31, 2023
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Toyam Swim

Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)
Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.
by BV69BV August 24, 2017
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Adult Swim

The thing keeping Cartoon Network from turning into Teen Titans Go! Network. The only problem with it is how much they play Rick and Morty.
Aw god, I have seen every single episode of Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and Cartoon Network keeps shoving TTG! up my ass. Hopefully AT&T will be a better parent than Time Warner.
by You want a cookie? June 17, 2018
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swimming pool

During sexual intercourse, the man pulls out right before he ejaculates and empties his testicles on the woman's stomach.
don't pee in the pool
by LiveWire_13 July 31, 2005
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