by COB David December 21, 2007
Get the stretch her poo ring mug.February 16 is national stretch marks day this is A day we’re we appreciate our beautiful stretch marks! And admire ourselves for having them
by OfficialMichalScott December 29, 2020
Get the national stretch marks day mug.This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.
The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.
The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.
Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.
No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch
No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch
by dan, todd January 15, 2007
Get the Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS) mug.Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007
Get the tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel mug.a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.
by tl_terry March 24, 2010
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A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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