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Homicidal Stranger

The act of, while alone on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they go numb. After numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the buttox, and place one on your erect penis, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to block your air passage. This simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.
Johnny attempted the homicidal stranger last night and went a little too far.
by Pootytang25 July 12, 2018
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Blackcat stranger

When someone holds a Blackcat firecracker in their hand when it explodes. The resulting tingling sensation in the hand makes it impossible to feel your hand. One then masturbates with the affected appendage, effectively performing the stranger.
Last 4th of July, Pete went to the hospital when he attempted the Blackcat stranger with a cherry bomb. He will never play the piano again.
by pyro151 June 15, 2011
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stranger con

A convention hosted by Creation Entertainment In which fans or SUPER FANS of the popular TV series Stranger Things go to meet the stars of the show and/or bond with other fans of the show to create lif long friendships!
Friend: what are you doing this summer?
Me: I’m going to Stranger Con!
by Schnappin_Out August 16, 2018
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textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.
Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.
by bigantsavage June 9, 2017
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stranger session

When a photographer arranges random people to meet for pictures, can ended up in kissing, holding hands or sex at the end
So my neighbor is a photographer and set me up on a stranger session
by Elsancho2020 November 16, 2020
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sideways stranger

Sexy position in which the man is on his left side and the women has her left leg between his legs and her right leg across is body. While arching her back to lift her third eye to his one eyed snake they proceed in the art of intercourse while the man rubs her love button
We did the sideways stranger the other night and it was amazing
by Thasriht November 25, 2017
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Oral Stranger

When you pack your mouth full of Orajel to cause your mouth to be numb before bending over and sucking your own dick. This way it feels like someone else is sucking your own dick due to your mouth having no feeling.
Larry what you doing with so many tubes of Orajel? Be quiet Jeremy, this is going to be great! Once my mouth gets numb I can suck my own dick for hours with an oral stranger
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
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