checking my stock

Its when you stratch your balls and sniff your fingers.
I've been checking my stock and its straight skin cheese son!!!
by Kazel February 24, 2006
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Christmas Stocking

When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.
Man my Christmas Stocking is dripping something fierce!
by RightArmTOOL August 26, 2008
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cock stock

Like stock art, a picture of a penis, vagina, breast, anus, etc. found online that is used by someone else as their own, usually in the context of a personal ad or cybersex.
Susie was really looking forward to meeting Bobby in person. But when they got back to his place and got their clothes off it was obvious that he had used cock stock. His penis was definitely not that big.
by Sandra C. August 17, 2008
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Fish net stockings

Stockings made out of fish net that wokes a woman look really hot and sexy. Makes you horney.
Kathy makes me horney in those fish net stockings.
by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009
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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 22, 2010
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head stock swing

the act of taking the neck of a guitar and/or bass and outwardly swinging the instrument it to the side, making the guitar or bass perpendicular with the body violently (left or right depending on playing style) then pulling it back violently while keeping the song going.
That band had some badass head stock swings during their breakdowns.
by Dante De Rossi October 19, 2006
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Factory stock female

A female that has not undergone any form of artificial enhancement, surgery ; Had any sort of love life , and is An all around pure female .
Are there anymore factory stock females out there ?
Bro I know you guys are hiding all the factory stock females
by NotYourAverageKam February 20, 2022
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