The most bougie of all gays. Usually, this gay is found sipping Starbucks coffee at all times in their own bedazzled and personalized Starbucks reusable cup. The baristas know this gay by name, since he usually sits in the cafe on his MacBook for hours, constantly getting new drinks when he finishes his drink.
by glitterstar August 10, 2019
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When a Dominatrix takes a Starbucks coffee stirring straw and stick it into the tip of an erect penis and begins to stir the penis with the occasional flick to the tip of the exposed straw.
Dude I was at this girls house last night she asked if I've been Starbucks Stirred. When I said no she stuck a Starbucks straw in my dick and began to stir it.
by CJGoing October 16, 2019
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by BamBamJax March 29, 2021
Get the Starbucks Republican mug.A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
by K. Schulten March 19, 2009
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Get the starbucks grind mug.A cube-dwelling person who works in an office downtown, gets there by driving an enormous SUV, pays full parking in the building garage and lives in a Mc-Mansion in suburbia financed with a sub-prime mortgage.
by KDog93 July 3, 2008
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