Butt Spud

The sexual act of shoving a potato in your ass (or another person's ass) and making sure it's no longer visible. Then with all of your (or their) force, shooting it out of your (or their) ass.

Hell yeah man, last night I made a new butt spud record. Got it to launch 10 feet.

by BlackKilo May 30, 2018

Spud

British slang originated in Newcastle when describing someone less intelligent or trying to wind someone you dislike up. Similar to “taity”

Shut up yi spud
He actually thought that was the answer,what a spud

by tillymonaghan May 9, 2018

Spud tongue

The little hanging or middle piece of a woman’s vagina

Holy smokes Clyde, ol Malinda got her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

Idaho spud

When you bake a potato, put it in a girl's ass, and mash it with your wiener

I was hungry for mashed potatoes so me and my girlfriend made an assload of Idaho spuds

by The spud master May 5, 2025

Airing spuds

Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump

Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Spud

Big massive potato aka “spud”

Have you seen jack Owen?
You mean spud?

Spud is someone who has a round head and just all around looks like a baby potato-spud

by Spudlloyd05 February 20, 2021

spud phucker

A term used to describe one who acts along the line of a chriss or chriss like.

Wow that kid is a major spud phucker.

by just that guy we know March 3, 2011